The United States of America on college education

Student:	I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA:	YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student:	I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA:	HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student:	I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA:	YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.

Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.

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imaslytherinbitch:

dontcrosscross:

Sometimes it embarrasses me how much I love our president

sometimes it embarrasses me how much i love your president

and i don’t even like mine

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John Green's tumblr: How to Get Your Book Banned in Arizona →

fishingboatproceeds:

Step 1: Write about people who aren’t white.

Step 2: THERE IS NO STEP TWO.

You will very rarely see me curse, tumblypoos, but…but…I mean, what the fuck? How is this even possible? This reads like an Onion article.

To be clear, it is now ILLEGAL to teach de la Pena’s novel (which I’ve read…

I never cease to be ashamed of my state.
What the actual fuck.

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iunf:

drunkenfist:

jesus christ.

i’ll always reblog this no matter what

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